What happens when all those hero's run out? What happens when every single person that the fans come to see every week that they believe beat up the bad guys are all gone? And then from those heroes all that's left is the scraps which the evil ones as they are called just come along and pick them up with ease. That's what has happened in MPW, what has happened is The Age of Arrogance has come and gotten rid of everything that these people who flock the stadiums think they are going to get a demolition derby of people like us and now all that stands is us so what does that mean? It means that now every single one of these people will now follow us because they will realise with all this bullshit gone, with all the sheets which cover the eyes of every single wrestling fan gone then they can really start enjoying wrestling....because they are arrogant....
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Bliss: GET OFF MY COUCH!!!
Cable: Come on though it's so comfy!
Bliss: You have not moved for an entire week!!
[Cable lifts himself off the couch placing his can of VB off the floor and onto the table]
Cable: Has it been a week, wow felt like a couple of days!
Bliss: Well if you don't get out of here I will make sure you spend a couple of days ina hospital....
[Cable jumps up and turns his back for a second to do up his fly, as he does this Drake is heard from another room]
Drake: I would do what ur told Chris, last time I didn't to what she said to that threat she nearly ripped my balls off
[Chris looks startled as he looks to Bliss who has her arms crossed and just nodding]
Cable: Not Bill and Bob the flower pot men!!! Ok I'll go...
Bliss: And take that stupid little crap Rabbit with you as well, it makes my garage look crap next to a Pagani and Porshe!!!
Cable: What's wrong with my Rabbit, it's the fastest car in the world
Drake: No it's not!
Cable: We've talked about this Drake...and where the hell are you!
Drake: Urrrr.....had some bad food last night
[Cable shakes his head]
Cable: You tried to cook again didn't you
Drake: Maybe....
Cable: Why don't I remember that?
[I look over at Bliss as she is just shaking her head]
Bliss: YOU WERE PASSED OUT!!!
Cable: I think I know the next bit, it's telling me to get out.....sooooo i think I might just take this time to go leave before you actually take my nuts off!
[Cable runs out of the house before Bliss has a chance to look at the couch]
Bliss: YOU LEFT ASS PRINTS!!!!! UR DEAD CABLE!!!
Cable: Oh shit.....
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So what happens now MPW? What happens now that the Age of Arrogance won AGAIN! What did I tell you people, I told you all that a couple of weeks ago that Drake and I's losses were just a little blimp in a lager scheme of things. What happened last week though? What happened was the beginning of the end of a superhero and a fat little troll. Like always be dominated, Drake Hunter and I went to the ring and showed why we are 2 time tag team champions together, why we are ARROGANT!!!
Something though which sort of both caught us by surprise was by the certain name of Jack Dogwin, now most of you who are watching this will probably go who the hell is that? Well I can tell you now that this man is someone I didn't even know who the hell was until we helped him win a match and then after that we got surprised by a certain attack which left Drake and myself on the mat hurting. Well I can tell you now Mr. Dogwin that what you are is scum! What you are is a little shit who thinks he is good.
Why might you ask I say that? I say that because the only 2 wins you have here is because of us, that first win per usual was because of the AoA assist and then only last week what do you do? You sit in the corner as Drake and I make Roxi and Stark our bitches!!!! I guess like Drake on a saturday night with his collection of Glee.....
Now Dogwin though you will be taught a lesson, you will be shown why you do not mess with the Age of Arrogance because this week you come against a former Sin City champion who is hungry for some blood, I warn you Dogwin that when you step into that ring......there will be NO excuses.
That's for Bliss this week though, my man Drake well he's got the pushover in AJ Stark and he will continue he's tirade on MPW like the rest of the dominate AOA! AJ to bad for you mate that your going to be beaten up like a little pibsquick 2 weeks in a row.........
And then it's the big one, it's Chris Cable in the main event like usual vs a man I've never faced before...or more HE has never face me...this man is Jake Cage and like the rest of this tournament he is a joke. He is a joke like the rest of this division. There is only one man in the most extreme part of town in all of pro wrestling that deserves to be on the banner with the X-Core theme and that's its champion Kuk Killswitch! Kuk and I as everyone knows is the X-Core champion and after I do exactly what I have proclaimed for over 3 weeks that I will win this tournament and bring a new light to the X-Core division with Kuk that has never been seen before!
Jake, say what you want, say all the jokes in the world but after Thursday there is no more laughing, there are no more jokes there are only the screams of agony you give after I bend a chair around your head and leave you bloody, bruised and a nice bright pink bruise after a nice elbow right to your temple!
Unlike a normal human that would shiver away in pain at the sight of something like a shot to the head from a steel chair or being powerbombed through a table I am not like that, I am not the usual human being because I like pain, I love the sound of when another human being is crippled and bent around a steel post or there nose becomes deformed after an elbow to that face. The thing is though Kuk Killswitch is just as sadistic as me, he is ruthless, he will deliver just the same amount of damage as someone like Chris Cable, that's why the match as Ruthless Aggression will not only be one of the greatest matches this company has ever seen but one for the history books.
So two options for Thursday Jake you either show up on Thursday and get your ass kicked by the most lethal man in the world or you run away just like the rest of you little shits in the x-core division.
[As Chris Cable is talking behind him on the set a janitor comes walking past, Cable turns around looking shocked]
What the hell is Rye Payne doing in my interview!!!
Anyway back to the point when the dust has cleared on what promises to be one of the greatest TNT's ever you will see the No.1 contender to the X-Core champion and then in only a couple of weeks time we crown a new champion....as much as you and I are friends Kuk I know that when we enter that ring the friendship we have will be turned on its head because we both now we love to strive on the big stage and we will go through hell, fire and brimstone just for that title. But I'm sorry to say Kuk by the time that final bell rings we wont be looking at THE Chris Cable....
we will be looking at THE X-Core Champion!!!
Gospel Read!
[The Camera cuts out with Cable looking intently into the camera]
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I was nervous when I was going to open the door, I knew that it had been a couple of days and I thought I should return to the Hunter and Bliss house before TNT. If i didn't come then the next time we probably saw each other would be in Atlanta, Georgia.
I am reluctant to knock on the door with Strongbow in my hand, which I thought was one of Bliss' favs, this time bringing my Mercedes One-77 instead of the Volkswagen Rabbit which nearly got chased down by Bliss who chased furiously with her Porsche. After a few seconds of all people Andre is there to open the door.
Andre: Yo Cabes! Heard about your adventures a couple of nights ago!
Chris: Shut up Andre! Can I ask quietly is Bliss around?
Andre: Well, I'm not sure.....
[Andre has a grin on his chin while Cable shakes his head]
Cable: I see where we are getting at here ass wipe! Ok I'm sorry for leaving early that night and breaking one of your controllers happy!
Andre: Well, I guess that's fair enough just don't do it again, yeah she's inside with Drake.
Chris: Well maybe next time you promise me you don't use a sentry gun and maybe end one bloody game without breaking it! Anyways where's Kuk?
Andre: I think he's on his way.
Chris: Haha, his pick up probs broke down.
[I share a laugh with Andre momentarily before he lets me in, I sneak up quietly around the corner before being pushed into the main living room by Andre]
Cable: Andre you slimey bugger!!!
[Bliss and Drake turn there heads instantly and it was like Bliss' face lit up, shoving Drake from her arms and getting up in the same motion]
Cable: Oh Joy.....
[Bliss looks with a stern look]
Cable: I would like to offer you this Storngbow because....I am sorry for the excessive use of your extremely comfy couch.....
[Bliss walks up to Chris and grabs the bottle from his hand]
Bliss: Why thank you Chris this is so nice! Don't worry I've forgiven you
[Drake is in the background throwing a tantrum]
Drake: Come on are you kidding me!?!?! When i got in trouble with her she kicked me straight in the balls....shut up Chris!!!
[I nearly crack up laughing as Bliss turns her back walking back to the couch, I turn to Andre behind me]
Cable: haha! Told ya she wouldn't get angry for THE Chris Cable not wearing any pants on her couch for a week!
[Before I could say another word Bliss was behind me in a flash and dug her nails into my ear, I shreak in pain as Drake and Andre crack up laughing]
Bliss: I'll show you THE ear pull and teach you to stay the hell away from my couch!!!
Cable: I'M SORRY!!!
